can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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