you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
There's even glitter on my cock...
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