He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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