Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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