YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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