I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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