Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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