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  I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on

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• (530): View more from California

  Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug

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