wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.