Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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