Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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