I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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