The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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