But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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