Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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