I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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