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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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