Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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