HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
