He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
