Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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