So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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