So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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