I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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