I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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