I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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