Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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