guys are only as good as the porn they watch
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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