Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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