I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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