OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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