direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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