I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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