Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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