and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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