Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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