My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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