Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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