I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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