'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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