its not stalking. its research.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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