Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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