What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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