He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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