I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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