I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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