so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
