Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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