my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
