He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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