Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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