is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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