question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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