I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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