ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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