Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.