just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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